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“Happy” Valentine 2009

Aloha!! Bagi yang jeli, mungkin bertanya-tanya kenapa ada tanda kutip di kata “Happy”?

Setelah postingan Valentine tahun 2008 kemaren yang agak-agak bener, tahun ini kebetulan daku mendapatkan foward-tan konyol yang bisa disangkut pautkan ke hari Valentine (Thanks berat cicak!! XD XD)

Dan bebek mengucapkan (meng-quote cicak dengan sedikit perubahan):

Happy Valentine Day buat yg merayakan,
and enjoy The Single Awareness Day (S.A.D) buat yg tidak. XP

Di bawah ini adalah versi yang sudah diedit supaya lebih memenuhi kelayakan sebagai artikel yang berdiri sendiri di

These are entries to a Washington Post competition, asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has completely screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
— That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face!

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe ‘Go to hell’.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


  1. Comment by cicak on February 12, 2009 10:01 pm

    cepat banget update nya 😐 hahaha… syukurlah bebek gk memakai nama asli… bisa2 ketahuan main2 forwardan di kantor *pheeewww

    Happy Valentine’s Day jg ya beeek =D

  2. Comment by a girl on February 23, 2009 5:48 pm

    In my opinion, today (23 Feb) is same w/ the valentine’s day. Valentine’s day is not special for me. But, 23 Feb is very special for me. It is the day when at first I met a boy who I love so much. We loved each other. Now he has gone from my life, however. Maybe forever and ever. I still feel the same. I do love him. The last words from me are I am sad T-T
    I am confused and I cannot cry anymore because my tears are completely worn out.

  3. Comment by Ari KatiK on February 24, 2009 9:20 am

    ….(Kehabisan kata2)…..,

  4. Comment by alien on March 4, 2009 8:49 am

    ahaha lucu jg *biarpun gw rada basi*
    Single Awareness Day (S.A.D) – LOL
    eh jomblo2 jg bisa hepi koq! =D

  5. Comment by Cacink on July 23, 2009 3:21 pm

    ufufufufu, huahuahuahua. Gak lucu ah (ga denk)

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