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Waktu bebek sedang berGJ-GJ di sebuah situs blog politik (baca: LGF), ada sebuah comment “out of topic” yang memberikan link ke youtube:

Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question

Bebekpun takjub… Kok ada ya orang yang bisa menjawab pertanyaan (aneh) dengan jawaban sebodoh itu? Entah rasanya bebek mau merasa kasihan (demam panggungkah ia?) atau mau mencemooh?

Jika kita bandingkan jawaban “Miss South Carolina” ini dengan jawaban Putri Indonesia 2005 (baca: Nadine “Beautiful City” Chandrawinata) di ajang Miss Universe (, Nadine pun serasa seperti Einstein…

BUT… Surprise-Surprise: (Diambil dari wikipedia)

  • Miss Teen USA 2007: Hilary Cruz (Colorado)[1]
  • The runners-up were:
  • Statistik video “Miss South Carolina” dalam waktu 24 jam:

    Views: 303,028 Comments: 2589  Favorited: 1449 times 


    Gak ngerti si Mbak “South Carolina” ngomong apa? Gak usah kuatir, emang kayanya banyak orang yang gak ngerti dia ngomong apaan. Here’s the script: 

    Question: “Recent polls have shown a fifth american can’t locate the US on the world map. what do you think this is?”

    “Answer”: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”


    Walaupun bebek setuju berat dengan salah satu komen dari youtube (“I dont think any comments are needed for this video. It explains itself XD”), tapi rasanya bebek “berkewajiban” untuk menghibur pengunjung kedai bakmi dengan beberapa quote “pilihan”:

    Ouch… but at least she looks good


    She means “I’m even stupider than the people who can’t find the US on a map.”

    Is this the daughter of Bush?

    Hair – $150
    Make-up – $75
    Dress – $400
    Making a fool of yourself on national TV and YouTube – Priceless!

    And they goddam applauded for her!!

    At least she proved she’s a part of that one-fifth!

    WOW! I bet she can give a great blow job though…LOL

    Not all americans are dumb, only those who enter pageants.

    well.. at least shes hott This is what the show is about: provocative questions, in depth answers and tits.

    wtf was she talking about?

    According to research gathered by Dr. Richard Lynn for his book “IQ and the Wealth of Nations” The U.S.A has an average IQ (intelligence quotient) of 98. This is far from the “smartest” country in the world. According to the studies used in this book the country with the highest IQ average is Hong Kong with 107 and South Korea is a close second with 106.
    But don’t worry U.S, you are in good company, France, Denmark and Norway all have an average of 98.

    I’m ashamed to be on the same planet with this

    Actually, I think she did a very good job of showing why some Americans cant find America on a map

    my dog is Einstein compared to her, but who gives a f**k when she is so hot

    OMG -_________________-

    well i’ll agree that the answer was absolutely terrible. i still have no idea what she just said and i’ve watched the video 4 times. but in her defense, what the hell kind of question is that? how do u answer that?

    why do u think ppl cant find usa on a map? cuz they’re fucking stupid.

    Saved by the bell! …GET IT?!

    you’re looking at our future.kill me now before they are in charge.

    I feel sorry for her. She must have thought all she had to do was stand there and look pretty- since that’s what all the boys tell her!

    americans sould see this programm with the volume turned off…

    And she actually got second runner up for her rocket scientist response!

    I know it was a stupid response, but give her a break. How would you answer a question like that on the spot?

    she almost made me believe I do not understand english anymore

    A true blonde!

    I think she is cute enough to be stupid… =P

    Please, send us maps!

    I bet she voted Bush

    I hear Bush wants to make her the new Secretary of State.

    how did a question about americans locating their country end up with Iraq, africa and asia?
    americans truly are retarded…

    Good fucking god.How utterly embarrassing.Bitch, keep your mouth closed


    They might as well just judge the girls blow jobs instead of judging their answers.

    Keep in mind that Miss North Carolina mentioned that she likes to go “down to Canada” to ski. Hmmm. I think she needs a map also.

    I didn’t know South Carolina had 20% of the US population…

    She is smart enough to run for President!!

    she needs to do herself a favor & drink bleach

    HAHAHA blonde to the core. dumb as nails

    lol i doubt she could find south carolina on a map.

    WOW, this is a prime example of why i would much rather be smart than pretty…smart lasts forever…

    >But pretty breeds faster, that’s why there are so many retards on this planet these days.

    So wrong. Miss Blonde Teen should have starter questions:
    What is a map?
    What is a poll?
    Do you have any idea what one-fifth means?

    Shes stupid, but who really talks during sex?

    wow ^^ as expected anyway

    Maybe she’s a genius and we are wrong!

    my goldfish just answered that question better than she did.

    What a fucking dumb question….. She can’t say it’s because they are not educated… like duh ?????? I vote for her because you can not answer that question in 10 seconds on tv …..

    damn she messed it up! A simple answer like “well, they dont care to know the map .. coz the GPS helps us anyways!” would’ve been a better answer!! lol

    maybe her prize should be something “such as” a brain

    I bet she commits suicide because of this.

    >wishful thinking….?

    >>Please. You’re assuming she has the mental acuity to even comprehend she’s being mocked.

    “Beauty Fades,Dumb is Forever”

    if you don’t have a map, you can’t read it… perfect blond logics! 🙂

    Watching her reminds me of the saying, “It’s not what you say, but it’s how you say it”.

    I rather have brains than beauty…Beauty can be achieve by plastic surgery. IQ and brains not…

    Dan Quote terakhir yang memberikan inspirasi kepada bebek untuk judul postingan ini: 

    This is why there are blond jokes


    1. Comment by alien on August 27, 2007 5:53 am

      lol buebek thumbs up haha kesian juga dicmooh..tapi, setau gua emank bule2 tuh banyak yg kaya gitu (ttg org2 yg ga tau peta)..pertanyaan2 yg sederhana banget dia org serink ga bisa jawab..kayanya juga karna sistem pendidikannya ga kaya kita di indo kaya barbar apa juga diblajarin…dia org ada yg di college tuh kaga perna blajar chemistry sama skali, palink nyentuh2 dikit gitu dll..toh pas di uni, kaya gua gini, juga yg basic diambil2 lagi juga..juga perna ada reality shownya gitu, ngomongnya major ini itu tapi pas ditanya *dank*..dia org emank pinter sih klo soal PD geede..tapi banyak juga koq yg pinterrrr banget..btw, di public library neh..thx postingannya hahehehe

    2. Comment by Big Bear on August 28, 2007 5:04 pm

      Bebek…gw cuman penasaran…gimana kalo di “blow-job” ma dia yah…huehehe

      Gila neh gw mase kereta-lag…tuing2 mulu…trus baca tulisan elo….oh my Godnessssss….mau tuh gw ma dia…hehehe…

    3. Comment by lumbalumba on September 27, 2007 10:12 pm

      ing kasian tuh kl dihina2 mulu… namanya jg nervous. hehehe… ini ada lg video pembelaan diri dr morning show di US sana..

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